The Past

Venus Clubb aka Vee, sat at her kitchen table drinking her first cup of green tea for the day, and wondered why she had stayed for four thousand years on this planet called Earth.

The real biography of Vee is she comes from the planet Venus whose outer surface resembles Shketmet and Hathor on a PMT rampage. The reason for this is that any of the various life forces in one of the universes that are seeking new planetary takeovers will only do the sensible thing and look elsewhere to dominate when they see the weather on planet Venus. Of course, there is another side to the planet Venus that is heaven in balance the outer physical structure resembling hell in all its glory.

The inhabited heavenly Venus is found in the duel dimension that resides on a higher level of spectrum thirteen. So Venusians exist happily and are part of the intergalactic force to monitor the advancement of the Earthlings, for the Greater Good Policy Reinforcement Committee of the Universal Pyramid Sanction Department in other words GGPRCUPSD pronounced G Cups. There were a few things Vee had to get used to when she first arrived on this planet, and what a difference when it came to the ageing business, for Venusians live thousands of years and some have reached the grand old age of a million earth years. Also, Venusians can have a total body makeover upon reaching the age of eighteen thousand years old, and every fifty years from then onwards until they die. Well they don’t die like earthlings do, Venusians become a non material substance of the living historical realism society and are stored in the database recycle unit as a neuron. Another interesting aspect of Venusians is, if one is born female or male they can only have one option of a sex change, and this change is only allowed to last fifty years unless on special operations and then it is extended to one thousand years. This particular option does not included the option for breeding, it had been tried before but the result was not genetically compatible and the offspring did not survive beyond the idea of conception in other words, orgasm; because the DNA fought eliminating each other and this became known as the Geneaworout. Anyway, on the bright side of life, the total body makeovers are worth all the pain and tears plus the occasional rack stretching to add a couple of inches. Furthermore Vee has been given Europe as a region to monitor for the Department of Cultural Historical Interest of Alien Neighbours Interconnection Comosologicalism, CHIANIC; this not a perfume.